Asked by superclarke

OMFG. FFFFF. This is seriously the funniest thing. Dean-approved soundtrack and all. 
Haven’t put anything up in a while p: WIP, who knows if I’ll ever finish… Tim’s hair is giving me trouble, well… so is Jay’s… ;~; idk why I even bother xD bleeeeee.
Asked by superclarke
*_* I feel honor that your posting on my Tumblr. Which is weird cause I sleep over at your house last night. And we’re moving in together. But honoooooor. Need me for whaaaaat? o,o
Here’s a taste:
“I fold,” the acrobat said. “Go on, Jay. Do your worst.”
The redhead stared at the ceiling and considered the matter heavily for a moment. But just a moment.
“What’s the kinkiest sex the manwhore of the Justice League has ever had?”
“Oh, that’s easy,” Dick said eating his question cube and crossing his arms behind his neck. There wasn’t an ounce of shame on his face. “Kory once tied my ankles to my wrists and fucked me with a strap-on.” He furrowed his brow as he swallowed. “Damn, I’m almost out of cheese.”
OHFUCK. I still can’t figure out if this is real or not. I may have just died reading this masterpiece.
(Source: bigbardafree)
Asked by sinedoloreactae
OF COURSE YOU CAN. =D <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Ohoho, Grasshopper. Someday we will have the nerdiest best day of plushie making that ever there was.
Asked by sinedoloreactae
YES YES. YES.
THIS IS HOW I WANT IT
ALWAYS. OK.
LOOOVE YOUUUU.
Dick wishes he was as magical as Jason.
“The ole Todd-Meister”… Wtf is this srsly. It huuurts. So good. xDDD
(Source: the-monsters-win)
These two are the worst. I mean really. Bruce. Stop grinding. Clark stop admiring.

I was at the Comic Store a while ago, right? Well the guy working (who is usually pretty cool), my sister and I started talking about the Reboot. After a while I starred getting all emotional about Dick and Damian getting split up because REALLY. IT IS UPSETTING. And he was all, “Oh, see, uh-uh. I do notlike Damian.”
That’s cool I respect that, man. 
So then we kept going and I said something about being worried about Jason (this was before they released any info) and he sort of did this flitty thing with his head and said, “Well, Jason Todd shouldn’t even be mentioned.”

Then he stared talking about how hot Batgirl was.
I quickly faked a phone call and pretended I had to leave. 
